About WagWipes™

Snark. Efficiency. Surface Science.™

WagWipes™ is your all-in-one cleanup crew for the glorious aftermath of pet ownership. From the usual suspects to the unidentifiable, WagWipes™ tackles the mess on hard surfaces with zero drama. Each unit packs a powerful punch so you can clean, sanitize, and toss without gagging or guessing. Pet-safe, nose-friendly, and engineered for the chaos of real life.

Founded by LJ, a protocol-obsessed CEO with a spreadsheet for everything (including this sentence), WagWipes™ is more than a brand—it’s a tactical response to chaos. Every wipe, pad, and pod is backed by research, science, and practical testing.

Meet the Girls Behind the Brand

• Romi (Chief Vibe Officer): Blue Nose Bully. 8 years of emotional leadership. Logo muse.

• Oatmeal (Compliance Enforcer): German Shepherd. Tactical perimeter analyst. Label hawk.

• Dex (Chief Joy Officer): Yellow Lab. Chaos engine. TikTok queen. Mess inspiration.

Their likenesses appear in our logo. Their personalities drive our social campaigns. Their messes built the brand.

What We Believe

• Surface cleaning is a science. Our matrices are locked. Our substrates are vetted. Our adhesives don’t drift.

• Humor is a weapon. Our copy is emotionally noncompliant. Our merch is timeline-tagged. Our vibe is intentional.

• Compliance is non-negotiable. We model every claim, audit every label, and hire consultants who respect locked files.

How We Operate

• Remote-first, fulfillment-forward, and version-controlled.

• Manufacturing partners vetted for adherence to protocols, regulatory alignment, and product optimization.

• Every product spec lives in a spreadsheet. Every directive lives in policy & procedures file. Every deviation gets flagged.